:what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
Yes.
(Source: frickingloki)
Nergalitos
Sorry , were you expecting something witty?
#LOOK AT TOM’S FACE #THIS WHOLE SITUATION JUST SEEMS SO AWKWARD #LIKE TOM KNOWS CHRIS IS TOTALLY CHECKING HIM OUT #AND HE STARTS GETTING A LITTLE HOT AND BOTHERED BECAUSE OF IT
Chris, your heterosexuality is showing, stop.
Why do I find this so funny dammit
(Source: black-nata, via mad-adam)
my drug dealer cracks me up
(via sexymedic)
Amon was here.
What a comedian
And I was all like “Amon fire over here!”
I am Seriously considering cosplaying as Amon for MCM in october…
(via amon-a-day)
“I don’t know why on earth this has happened to us, but does this mean we are constantly being born anew!?”
“REFRESHED! Like every day is our birthday!”
“Little momma, we’ve got to celebrate! Let’s call everyone over and have a party!”
“INCREDIBLE, ISAAC! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”
Only these two could take seventy years to realize they’re immortal, and still be that cute.
(via kittycatalyst)
of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
(Source: matthejew, via engagingfisticuffs)
Bahahhahaah!! Can’t breathe! So funny. I love Mordin!!
(via jakudonari)
