May 2013
mad-adam:
unless if I can turn my xbox on by making a blood curdling scream i’m not buying it
psychophancy:
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin’ Terry.
dauphe:
fuckwhyischoosingaurlsohard:
do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’
but then you don’t know how to write and its just
…I just want to do justice to what I have.
All the goddamn time.
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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mr-zant:
wasting a bomb
losing a life
dying right before the extra boss
dying during a non-spellcard
arlene13:
why is six afraid of seven?
because seven is a registered six offender
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
outofcontextdnd:
Margaret: “Who might be the Goddess’s Penis?”
DM: “It’s me. I admit.”
christinaposabule:
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
sodamnrelatable:
trying to talk to someone you really admire
antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
memewhore:
silverlullabies:
fffcuk:
subternatural:
fffcuk:
if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous
or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me
the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
I just choked
I...
betterbemeta:
There are two kinds of people
If I were a Gym Leader, what would be my badge and...
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
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asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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mightyenarc:
when your friends are all making angsty and sad posts all over your dashboard and you’re helpless to do anything to help
