mad-adam: unless if I can turn my xbox on by making a blood curdling scream i’m not buying it
psychophancy: You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin’ Terry.
dauphe: fuckwhyischoosingaurlsohard: do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’ but then you don’t know how to write and its just …I just want to do justice to what I have. All the goddamn time.
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
mr-zant: wasting a bomb losing a life dying right before the extra boss dying during a non-spellcard
arlene13: why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a registered six offender
thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
outofcontextdnd: Margaret: “Who might be the Goddess’s Penis?” DM: “It’s me. I admit.”
christinaposabule: hey wanna hear a joke well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
sodamnrelatable: trying to talk to someone you really admire
antst00fs: I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
memewhore: silverlullabies: fffcuk: subternatural: fffcuk: if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess I just choked I...
betterbemeta: There are two kinds of people
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z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
mightyenarc: when your friends are all making angsty and sad posts all over your dashboard and you’re helpless to do anything to help